Friday, April 29, 2005
Funny
A friend sent me this lil' story this morning...found it kinda funny:
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove it, but I told him we didn't have time for that right now and to just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it, and then report it to the Help Desk.
So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of the techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way we intend.
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Good Manners
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students :
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies : "Wait a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Johnny replied : "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."
Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
The teacher passed out. ¶ 4/29/2005 09:43:00 AM
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove it, but I told him we didn't have time for that right now and to just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it, and then report it to the Help Desk.
So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of the techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way we intend.
***
Good Manners
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students :
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies : "Wait a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Johnny replied : "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."
Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
The teacher passed out. ¶ 4/29/2005 09:43:00 AM
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