Thursday, July 14, 2005
Eric Himan
Okay, so he came to perform at Ibiza last week and I missed it. Turns out, he wasn't that bad...and the snippets on his website are pretty good too. His albums might be my next good investment. Hopefully. Oh...and isn't he pretty hot too??
Check out his website
On other notes, just some cute little stuff.....
Doggie Mind Games
1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your human's bedtime. (and they have just put the white satin sheets on the bed)
2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)
3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go 'pee', sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
7. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.
10. Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep.. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like toComplain About Our Pets
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stayoff the furniture (that's why they call it"fur"niture.)
3. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adoptedson/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all foursand doesn't speak clearly. Dogs are better thankids... they eat less, don't ask for money all thetime, are easier to train, usually come when called,never drive your car, don't hang out withdrug-using friends (unless the cat that also liveshere has a cat-nip addiction, but that won't killhim/her). They don't smoke or drink, don'tworry about having to buy the latest fashions, don'twear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollarsfor university - and if they get pregnant, you cansell the children. ¶ 7/14/2005 10:17:00 AM
Okay, so he came to perform at Ibiza last week and I missed it. Turns out, he wasn't that bad...and the snippets on his website are pretty good too. His albums might be my next good investment. Hopefully. Oh...and isn't he pretty hot too??Check out his website
On other notes, just some cute little stuff.....
Doggie Mind Games
1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your human's bedtime. (and they have just put the white satin sheets on the bed)
2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)
3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go 'pee', sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
7. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.
10. Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep.. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like toComplain About Our Pets
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stayoff the furniture (that's why they call it"fur"niture.)
3. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adoptedson/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all foursand doesn't speak clearly. Dogs are better thankids... they eat less, don't ask for money all thetime, are easier to train, usually come when called,never drive your car, don't hang out withdrug-using friends (unless the cat that also liveshere has a cat-nip addiction, but that won't killhim/her). They don't smoke or drink, don'tworry about having to buy the latest fashions, don'twear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollarsfor university - and if they get pregnant, you cansell the children. ¶ 7/14/2005 10:17:00 AM
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