Tuesday, September 13, 2005
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Yeah, I know, I have been a little slack for the last few days. Sorry. Been pretty busy lately. Made some new friends, started part time for a friend of mine, and just trying to not go insane. I will send more details later. But, right now, enjoy the following quotes and annecdotes.....
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.")
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4
years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,
but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions
of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the
English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate
new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility
for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity
for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are
amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years
ago from a Texas Bush.
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Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings
peace.
~Buddha
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own
way.
-- Anonymous
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Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with
diligence.
~Buddha
A mother should give her children a superabundance of enthusiasm,
that after they have lost all they are sure to lose in mixing with
the world, enough may still remain to prompt and support them through
great actions.
-- Julius C. Hare (1795-1855) English Cleric
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
~Buddha
He who finds diamonds must grapple in mud and mire because diamonds
are not found in polished stones. They are made.
-- Henry B. Wilson
Through zeal knowledge is gotten, through lack of zeal
knowledge is lost.
~Buddha
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Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a
glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a
lake is almost unnoticed.
~Buddha
The world is good-natured to people who are good natured.
-- William Makepeace Thackeray
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Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for
people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or
ill.
~Buddha ¶ 9/13/2005 07:19:00 AM
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.")
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4
years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,
but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions
of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the
English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate
new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility
for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity
for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are
amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years
ago from a Texas Bush.
=================================================
Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings
peace.
~Buddha
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own
way.
-- Anonymous
=================================================
Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with
diligence.
~Buddha
A mother should give her children a superabundance of enthusiasm,
that after they have lost all they are sure to lose in mixing with
the world, enough may still remain to prompt and support them through
great actions.
-- Julius C. Hare (1795-1855) English Cleric
=================================================
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.
~Buddha
He who finds diamonds must grapple in mud and mire because diamonds
are not found in polished stones. They are made.
-- Henry B. Wilson
Through zeal knowledge is gotten, through lack of zeal
knowledge is lost.
~Buddha
==================================================
Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a
glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a
lake is almost unnoticed.
~Buddha
The world is good-natured to people who are good natured.
-- William Makepeace Thackeray
==================================================
Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for
people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or
ill.
~Buddha ¶ 9/13/2005 07:19:00 AM
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