This is a shorty…..heading to go see the Pink concert tonight in Myrtle Beach. Will be back either later tonight or in the morning. Have a great weekend and enjoy this week’s movie releases!


Clerks II (R); Wide release
The continuing tale of Dante and Randal, two slackers who find that life must change now that they are in their thirties, when it's time to grow up and do something more than just sit around, dissect pop culture and talk about sex.

Starring: Jeff Anderson, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Brian O'Halloran, Rosario Dawson

Lady in the Water (PG-13); Wide release
Cleveland Heep has been quietly trying to disappear among the burned-out light bulbs and broken appliances of the Cove apartment complex. But on the night that irrevocably changes his life, Cleveland finds someone else hiding in the mundane routine of this modest building--a mysterious young woman named Story, who has been living in the passageways beneath the building's swimming pool. Cleveland discovers that Story is actually a Narf--a nymph-like character from an epic bedtime story who is being stalked by vicious creatures determined to prevent her from making the treacherous journey from our world back to hers. Story's unique powers of perception reveal the fates of Cleveland's fellow tenants, whose destinies are tied directly to her own, and they must work together to decipher a series of codes that will unlock the pathway to her freedom. But the window of opportunity for Story to return home is closing rapidly, and the tenants are putting their own lives at great risk to help her. Cleveland will have to face the demons that have followed him to the Cove--and the other tenants must seize the special powers that Story has brought out in them--if they hope to succeed in their daring and dangerous quest to save her world--and ours.

Starring: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Freddy Rodriguez, Jeffrey Wright, Bob Balaban


Monster House (PG); Wide release
Although no adults will believe them, three children realize a neighbor's house is really a monster. They must find a way to stop the house and save the neighborhood.

Starring: Steve Buscemi, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mitchel Tate Musso, Jon Heder, Kevin James

My Super Ex-Girlfriend (PG-13); Wide release
Breaking up is hard to do, but sometimes it can be downright dangerous. Matt Saunders thinks he's finally found the perfect girlfriend, the beautiful Jenny Johnson--who just so happens to be a superhero. When Jenny/G-Girl becomes overly possessive, Matt wants to call it quits-- but how do you break up with a superhero? A scorned woman, Jenny/G-Girl unleashes on her ex the full fury of her super-powered wrath as she sets out on a no-holds-barred mission to bust up Matt's budding romance with his co-worker Hannah.

Starring: Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson, Anna Faris, Eddie Izzard, Wanda Sykes

The Amateurs (R); Limited release
Six guys and a small town try to make the world's most innocent adult film.

Starring: Jeff Bridges, Tim Blake Nelson, Joe Pantoliano, William Fichtner, Ted Danson

Shadowboxer (R); Limited release
A mother and her stepson have a romantic relationship while working as contract killers, but soon they learn there is someone trying to hunt them down.

Starring: Helen Mirren, Cuba Gooding Jr., Wes Bentley, Eva Mendes, Jennifer Quanz



Coming Attractions
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The Ant Bully (PG); Wide release; opening 7/28

John Tucker Must Die (PG-13); Wide release; opening 7/28

Miami Vice (R); Wide release; opening 7/28




What ought one to say then as each hardship comes? I was practicing for this, I was training for this.
-- Epictetus (55-135 AD) Greek Philosopher  ¶ 7/21/2006 04:21:00 AM